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September 17, 2013

Giants CB Prince Amukamara is a virgin who’s never had a drink

by Jared

New York Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara is here to let Tim Tebow know that he is not alone. Tebow may seem like the only NFL player (or, should we say, former NFL player) who is an admitted virgin, but Amukamara revealed ina recent interview with Muscle & Fitness Magazinethat he is also saving himself for marriage.

“Some people call me the black Tim Tebow,” Amukamara said. “Yeah, I am a virgin. I’m not ashamed to say that.”

Like Tebow, Amukamara is a devout Catholic. He is engaged and is planning to get married this winter. In addition to being a virgin, the 24-year-old also said he has never tasted a sip of alcohol in his life.

“I grew up Catholic, so it just started out as one of those things,” he said. “I’d think, ‘If I do this, maybe I can get to heaven,’ so I said no drinks, no sex, all the big things. As I grew up, I realized that’s not what it’s about. It’s about having a relationship with Jesus. It’s not about ‘Don’t do this. Don’t do that.’ But still, it’s just one of those things I haven’t done, and I don’t see any benefit to doing it. You’re always reading about people getting DUIs. So many bad things that happen and wind up in the paper are alcohol-related, so by not drinking, it saves me, my team, and my family a lot of trouble.”

You can almost see the pain in eyes as a lifetime of dry humping and PG-13 spooning draws to a close.

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